Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Computer Woes

A few months ago, my laptop began to experience serious technical difficulties. The screen went entirely black. I mean, how much blacker could the screen be? The answer is none more black:





I brought my laptop to the mom-and-pop shop from which I bought it, and it's taken Mom and Pop months to get the repair job done. I'm all for patronizing small shops, I made a conscious effort to buy local, but I've been having a hard time trying to feel like I haven't been bit in the ass this time. As much as I like computer games, the waiting game is a bit much.


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Out of Lovecraft Country...

Comes a Lovecraft story, but one not set in "Lovecraft Country".

Here's a little horror story set in the Greater Arkham Metropolitan Area- a family became lost in a maize maze and turned out to be a mere 25 feet from an exit. The funny thing about this incident is that it takes place in Lovecraft Country, but the tale that it uncannily echoes, takes place on Venus.

Somehow, though, I think the Old Gent would be pleased...

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Origin of the Blink Dog?

I can't believe nobody's written on this before, but it just hit me that the blink dog is a dead ringer for Eugene the Jeep from the old Popeye cartoons. Of course, the yellow pelt of the blink dog may have had its immediate inspiration elsewhere, but the Jeep shares this coloration:





It must also be said that the Jeep was able to use a limited form of teleportation (among other powers):





Of course, the inspiration may have been subconscious, but I'd have to say that the blink dog is a dead ringer for the Jeep. I don't know the inspiration for the blink dog/displacer beast animosity (besides the stereotypical cats and dogs rivalry), but I'll be on the lookout for Popeye the Sailor/Voyage of the Space Beagle crossover fanfic.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Irene Done Kicked My Ass

While my home suffered no damage due to Hurricane Irene, I was stuck at work for thirty hours because of the storm and the resultant flooding. If I had been asked about Irene's severity at four in the morning, I would have opined that Irene was really no worse than a typical Nor'easter (granted, a Nor'easter is certainly no picnic). By five-thirty, the rain began to pick up, and things got interesting. The major task I had to perform throughout the night was monitoring a pump that our head of maintenance had set up to prevent our (sandbagged) basement from flooding. Every half-hour or so, I had to venture out in the night and wind to check up on the damn pump, and (if necessary) get it started again. Luckily, I had packed as if I were on a camping trip- I ended up changing clothes more often than Lady Gaga does in the course of a concert.

In the light of day, things didn't look so bad, water not too high, pump working on the main building. The rain stopped around eight AM, and I figured I was out of the soup, but (Irene being a huge, slow moving storm) the accumulated floodwaters dumped in the region caused a local waterway to crest For a while, I and the skeleton crew that had showed up in the morning, thought "we're gonna make it, we're gonna make it" but then the stream overtopped the bank, flooding another building on site to a depth of a foot and a half. I was standing calf-deep in dirty, rushing water as this dimwit was characterizing Irene as a bunch of hype. It must be nice to live in a bubble. Of course, with local roads being flooded, I wasn't getting home, and my relief wasn't coming in. I hunkered down until nine PM, when the guy working the Monday graveyard shift came in to relieve me, three hours early. He's not my type, but I could have kissed him.

I got my ass kicked, but, besides being dirty, fatigued, and sore, I skated out of things pretty well. Others, of course, weren't so fortunate.

Enough of my yapping, think I'll post a video- here's The Storm by Scotland's Big Country, with an intro that beautifully showcases the late, great Stuart Adamson's use of the E-Bow, which gave the band its characteristic sound:









Monday, August 22, 2011

Wonder If The Good People of Lake Geneva Had This In Mind

One of the most gloriously cheesy "SF/horror" films ever to grace celluloid was The Green Slime. One has to wonder if the movie inspired the eponymous dungeon hazard:





The movie is clearly an inspiration for Tom Wham's The Awful Green Things From Outer Space. Besides that, the movie's claim to fame is its groovy, psychedelic theme song:


Loss of Initiative

It's been ages since last I posted- between vacation (followed by the typical post-vacation madness at work), family visiting from Europe, and friends visiting from British Columbia, things have been hectic. Of course, that's a good thing, even if it leaves little time for escapism.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Peryton Sighting?

Ruh-Roh, there's been a peryton sighting in Montana. Was this a migratory peryton which got snagged in the wires, or was it a more sinister event, an initial foray to do to Missoula what was done to Rome?





Hopefully, the good people of western Montana have some enchanted weapons on hand...